胸恋经理人心里有月见。有一天,经理让月见检查她的身体,并说一个重要的U盘不见了。经理首先检查了她的乳房之间的区域,然后强奸了赤身裸体的月见,身为单身收入的月见无奈接受了经理
In this ducklightful animated feature film, Daffy Duck opens up the ghostbusting Ghouls R' Us Agency. "It's supply and demand," the spook sleuth explains. "My clients supply the ghosts. And I demand the money." Highlights include Daffy "Anything for a buck" Duck pitching his wares on TV; a house call to aid a vampy seducktress; a ghost-to-ghost hookup with Zed Toppel on Frightline; and, talk about a tough crowd, crooner Daffy wowing a nightclub of Transylvanian baddies. Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Tweety and Sylvester join the exorcise in hilarity, with principal voices provided by the always masterful Mel Blanc. The gang's all here - and so is the fun. You'll quack up over Daffy Duck's Quackbusters!
Oliviero is a burned-out writer, living at his estate near Venice, his dead mother dominating his imagination. He is also a degenerate: sleeps with his maid and his ex-student, hosts Bacchanalia for local hippies, and humiliates his wife Irina in front of strangers. She lives in terror. When a young woman is murdered, police suspect Oliviero. Things get complicated when his young, beautiful, and self-confident niece, Floriana, pays an unexpected visit. A silver-haired stranger observes. More women die, and thoughts of harming Irina give Oliviero new inspiration. What's Floriana's game and who's the observant stranger? Watching all is a black cat named Satan.
未满12岁的加拿大女孩伊莉莎白,住在加拿大与美国边境附近的小镇。某天伊莉莎白突然得知自己不是父母的亲生女儿,而一些巧合让她认为,自己其实是乡村歌手Dolly Parton的孩子。于是伊莉莎白给Dolly Parton写信,并计划跨越边境去Dolly Parton的演唱会与其相见……
在一项政府人口减少计划毒害了数百万人之后,当一名暴虐的官员为了拯救自己的儿子而追捕他时,一名免疫的、隐居的幸存者必须为保卫自己的庇护所和自己的理智而战斗。
故事发生在一间名为“鸟笼”的夜总会中,艾伯特(内森·连恩 Nathan Lane 饰)是其中的当家花旦,不仅如此,他和夜总会的老板阿曼德(罗宾·威廉姆斯 Robin Williams 饰)还是出双入对的同性情人。 某日,阿曼德同前妻所生的儿子瓦尔(丹·福特曼 Dan Futterman 饰)找到了老爸,喜滋滋的告诉他他即将带着未婚妻芭芭拉(卡莉斯塔·弗洛克哈特 Calista Flockhart 饰)前来造访。阿曼德在感到欣喜的同时亦十分紧张,因为芭芭拉的父母凯文(吉恩·哈克曼 Gene Hackman 饰)和路易斯(黛安娜·维斯特 Dianne Wiest 饰)是保守派人士,如果让他们知道了自己同艾伯特之间的关系,儿子的婚事可能就要岌岌可危了。于是,阿曼德开始劝说艾伯特,让他假扮成为一个正常人,表面上答应了阿曼德的请求,艾伯特的内心里却十分郁闷。
故事发生在日寇入侵我国东北三省之时。绿林好汉关东好,在一个偶然的机会救下了惨遭日军轮奸的少女。少女被救后毅然加入了以关东好为首领的绺子,并渐渐练就一身好骑术和一手好枪法,被人们誉为关东女侠。一次,关东好被日军抓去,在被押往刑场的路上,关东女侠率马队飞驰而来,救下关东好。混乱中,日本小队长击中关东好。关东好的伤势日趋恶化,一天,在老营关东好当众宣布将绺子大旗交给关东女侠,从此她将成为一方绿林的头领--大当家,按山寨规矩,关东好宣布完举枪自毙。第二天,关东女侠只身策马进城为关东好报仇。身为二当家的四虎紧随其后。关东女侠扮成男商人进城后,发现一名叫三月兰的妓女凭借自己的姿色每晚设计诱杀日军,随后便在墙上留下关东女侠的大名。关东女侠劝其不要再打自己的旗号。正说着,遇上日军来追捕。关东女侠慌忙躲避,误入日军浴池,在四虎的配合下,将浴池中的日军全部击毙。日久天长,关东女侠与四虎相互爱慕,但每想到那不堪回首的往事,关东女侠只得将爱深埋心底。关东女侠率队协同其他绺子攻打孤山镇,却被投靠日本人的柳大川抄了后路,伤亡惨重。关东女侠和四虎扮成夫妻去县城找柳大川报仇,看到三月兰被日军押向了法场。当晚,关东女侠率四虎、万炮等人摸入日军县大队处死了柳大川,全歼日军。几天后,四虎为给关东女侠报当年之仇,独出心裁,抓来一日本少女让手下弟兄将其轮奸,并东女侠闻讯赶来,盛怒之下抽了四虎一记耳光,并端枪向参与其事的人疯狂扫射。按规矩参与轮奸的人罪当处死,四虎也在其中。关东女侠念及情份,决定与四虎成亲,三天后再执行枪决。三天后的凌晨,日军摸入老营,喝得烂醉的弟兄们惨遭杀害,关东女侠、四虎也双双被擒。关东女侠、四虎等人从容走向刑场,枪响了,关东女侠、四虎缓缓地倒在茫茫的雪原之中。
郁美是一家会员酒吧的女士。她的酒吧有一份秘密菜单。羽田来酒吧工作面试。开始采访的郁美让他脱掉衣服。郁美的酒吧居然有一份男女平等的秘密菜单
当艾伦释放出巨人的终极力量时,世界的命运岌岌可危。怀着消灭所有威胁艾尔迪亚的人的强烈决心,他率领一支不可阻挡的巨人大军向马莱进击。
Moscow, summer 2016. A new lecture, a new guest lecturer (non other than renowned American actor and director, John Malkovich) and a new theme: “How to preserve love in the modern world” – five short stories about love. Some hilarious, some moving, all thought-provoking! The heroes suffer, struggle for love and often find themselves in absurd and ridiculous situations. Yet their trust in love, is even more real. Recommended for adults only, About Love is a must-see.
The "Jack Squad” is the urban tale of three women who have nothing but money on their minds after each one has a loss of financial in***e. Childhood best friends Kennedy, Mona, and Dawn embark on a plan to seduce and rob wealthy men. Using cunning acts of seduction and betrayal, the girls go full speed ahead with charm and sex as their weapons to be***e financially independent. Soon, however, everything backfires when they get involved with a vicious Under-Lord and a murder counters their actions. The women be***e enveloped in a world of deceit and murder, as they discover that what ***es around goes around. It is now up to them to figure out what the next step is and how to get out of this vicious cycle of death before it is too late.