When T. J. and Benji, two California twenty-something best buddies, lose their girlfriends, they start a home grown bikini modeling academy to make money and meet new girls. With a little help from T.J.'s Uncle Seymour (Gary Busey), the guys begin recruiting pretty girls, until a rival modeling school owned by their old grade school enemy tries to shut them down.
A couple hires a live-in nanny to watch the offspring while they work. At first, everything goes perfectly, but when an unsafe incident means the parents no longer want the nanny around, they find out this nanny is savvy at not being evicted from her live-in situation. So savvy, in fact, that she can make these parents' lives a true nightmare.
瑞秋(凯伦·皮斯托里斯 Caren Pistorius 饰)和丈夫正在分居之中,目前由她独自抚养着年幼的儿子凯伊(加布里埃尔·贝特曼 Gabriel Bateman 饰)。离婚事宜的商讨令瑞秋心力交瘁,睡过头的她眼看着就要迟到,却不巧碰上了高速公路大堵车。 明明是绿灯,瑞秋却被停在她前面的一辆大卡车拦住了去路,失去耐心的瑞秋狂按喇叭,哪知道却惹恼了卡车司机(罗素·克劳 Russell Crowe 饰)。卡车司机命令瑞秋为她的不礼貌而道歉,瑞秋拒绝了,此时的瑞秋还并没有意识到,自己已经引火烧身。卡车司机是一名精神病患者,刚刚放火烧死了要同自己离婚的前妻一家子。他掉包了瑞秋的手机,开始对她进行人肉搜索和疯狂报复。
A 65-year-old single artist living in New York City has a good life: a stable teaching job, successful friends, and a loyal, aging dog named Bing. As her dream of a respectable place in the art world becomes more elusive, her frustration with her lack of recognition feels alarmingly urgent.
伊丽莎白(卡梅隆·迪亚茨 Cameron Diaz 饰)在生活中是个不折不扣的贱人,但同时她还有着另一个身份——人民教师。在被前男友抛弃之后,她不得不重新回到了自己所厌恶的工作岗位上消极怠工。她一直对自己的胸部尺寸不太满意,这一次,她终于下定决心做隆乳手术,但在此之前,她得先凑齐昂贵的手术费用。新人教师斯科特(贾斯汀·汀布莱克 Justin Timberlake 饰)出现在了伊丽莎白的视线里,他的年轻帅气很快就吸引了她的目光,但糟糕的是,她那表面友善内心阴险的同事艾米(露茜·彭奇 Lucy Punch 饰)也向他送去了秋波。斯科特和艾米在一起了,这令伊丽莎白十分沮丧,不过一直在追求伊丽莎白的体育老师罗塞尔(杰森·席格尔 Jason Segel 饰)对此似乎十分高兴。 被横刀夺爱的伊丽莎白将全部精力放在了赚钱上,她得知若班级的考试成绩在州里名列前茅的话,作为班主任的她将获得5700美元的奖金。这一消息振奋了消沉的伊丽莎白,但同时,班上这些不争气的孩子们让她在试卷的答案上动起了歪脑筋。
When song-and-dance man Harry Van returns from World War I, he finds work hard to come by. His greatest success comes as straight man in a phony vaudeville mind-reading act with the tipsy Madame Zulieka. While on tour in Omaha he meets acrobat Irene Fellara, and they have a brief romance. Twenty years later while Harry is on tour in Europe with a troupe of leggy blonde dancers, his train is stopped at the Swiss border and he finds himself stranded in the Alps in anticipation of World War II hostilities. Harry and his chorines take refuge in an Alpine hotel with a group of disparate travelers who are also marooned there. Among them are an American pacifist, British newlyweds, a cancer researcher, a German munitions manufacturer, and a beautiful blonde expatriate Russian aristocrat who looks suspiciously like the Irene of two decades earlier.
Double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by double-crossing bad guy Miguel Ortiz. Then Ortiz begins eliminating agents of The Agency who were involved in his brother's death. The Agency (belatedly) springs into action to stop Ortiz' heinous activities. The usual gunplay, romance, and nifty toys with bombs ensue.