伊丽莎白(卡梅隆·迪亚茨 Cameron Diaz 饰)在生活中是个不折不扣的贱人,但同时她还有着另一个身份——人民教师。在被前男友抛弃之后,她不得不重新回到了自己所厌恶的工作岗位上消极怠工。她一直对自己的胸部尺寸不太满意,这一次,她终于下定决心做隆乳手术,但在此之前,她得先凑齐昂贵的手术费用。新人教师斯科特(贾斯汀·汀布莱克 Justin Timberlake 饰)出现在了伊丽莎白的视线里,他的年轻帅气很快就吸引了她的目光,但糟糕的是,她那表面友善内心阴险的同事艾米(露茜·彭奇 Lucy Punch 饰)也向他送去了秋波。斯科特和艾米在一起了,这令伊丽莎白十分沮丧,不过一直在追求伊丽莎白的体育老师罗塞尔(杰森·席格尔 Jason Segel 饰)对此似乎十分高兴。 被横刀夺爱的伊丽莎白将全部精力放在了赚钱上,她得知若班级的考试成绩在州里名列前茅的话,作为班主任的她将获得5700美元的奖金。这一消息振奋了消沉的伊丽莎白,但同时,班上这些不争气的孩子们让她在试卷的答案上动起了歪脑筋。
(转自IMDB) Everything returns to normal after Chernobyl. That is, everything but art. Most of the great works are lost, and it is up to people like William Shakespear Junior the Fifth to restore the lost artwork of the human race. He finds strange goings-on at a resort enough to remind him of all the lines of the play, dealing with mob boss Don Learo and his daughter Cordelia, a strange professor named Jean Luc-Godard (sic), who repeatedly xeroxes his hand for no particular reason. He is followed by four humanoid goblins that keep tormenting Cordelia. There is also the gentleman whose girlfriend, Valerie, isn't always visible. Then the film is sent off to New York for Mr. Alien to edit.
A mother moves into an old family home to undergo a rigorous treatment that she hopes will help her autistic daughter communicate. The therapy seems successful when the girl miraculously begins to speak. However, she soon discovers that her daughter has come into contact with the tortured entities of the place, who return from beyond to collect a dark debt from the past
艾米丽(卡雷·奥蒂斯 Carré Otis 饰)是一名初出茅庐的律师,性感中又透露出一丝纯洁的她是许多男人们心目中朝思暮想的女神。一次工作中,艾米丽和搭档克劳迪娅(杰奎琳·比塞特 Jacqueline Bisset 饰)来到了以奔放和热情著称的巴西里约热内卢,在这里,会有怎样非凡的经历等待着她们呢? 一次偶然中,艾米丽结识了名为詹姆斯(米基·洛克 Mickey Rourke 饰)的男子,詹姆斯英俊又多金,浑身上下都散发出一股诱惑的气息,巧的是,詹姆斯似乎对艾米丽十分感兴趣。被詹姆斯的魅力所折服,艾米丽不自觉的一步一步向他靠近着,殊不知,此时的自己已经陷入了詹姆斯一手打造的情欲漩涡之中无法自拔。
1993年,粗鲁张扬的男人约瑟夫·杜森特(乔什·布洛林 Josh Brolin 饰)在深夜遭人绑架。当他醒来时,发现身处一个完全封闭的房间。每天有人按时送来一成不变的饺子,却没人告诉他为什么将其囚禁在这里。他愤怒、沮丧、绝望、哀伤,通过房间里的电视机,得知前妻堂娜·霍桑被人残忍杀害、年仅三岁的女儿米娅被人收养的消息,而自己则背负了杀人犯的罪名。万念俱灰的约瑟夫求死不能,为了女儿他锻炼身体,试图从牢笼中逃脱。漫长的二十年过去,体格健硕的约瑟夫又意外地被人释放。他求助于好朋友恰吉(迈克尔·因佩里奥利 Michael Imperioli 饰),并得到了美丽女孩玛丽的帮助(伊丽莎白·奥尔森 Elizabeth Olsen 饰)。 约瑟夫靠着仅有的线索追查自己被囚禁的原因,而他也终于逼近那个可怕的真相……
Run DMC's Jam Master Jay was shot and killed in a Jamaica, Queens recording studio in 2002. Despite six witnesses present at the murder, no one has ever been convicted.